They Shut Down A Club In Miami Because A Woman In Underwear Rides a Horse On The Dance Floor


    There's a trend at nightclubs to do CRAY-CRAY stuff to make the experience feel more epic and wild, but usually it's just, like, the cocktail waitresses holding sparklers or a special performance by DJ Jazzy Jeff.

    Miami's Mokai Lounge clearly didn't get the memo about less being more, because on Wednesday night, they had one of their female employees RIDE A HORSE onto the dance floor while she was wearing underwear.  There was also a little person riding it at one point too.

    If that sounds dangerous, it was.... and the horse clearly got spooked, because he bucked the woman off and then bolted from the club.  Fortunately it didn't rampage through the dance floor, because it could've hurt a lot of people.

    There's no word on how the woman's doing, but we DO know how the horse is doing and that's going to be the thing most of us care about anyway, right? The Police's animal division tracked it down, they inspected it, and they say it's healthy and safe.

    The owners could well be looking at an investigation for animal cruelty. 



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