Ladies-Only Doritos May Become A Thing. "Who Do We Set On Fire?" - Says Twitter

    Doritos say they're going with a new “lady-friendly” version of their snack - that's less messy and more quiet when eating.

    The owner's claimed research found women don't enjoy licking their fingers or crunching loudly, when eating in front of others. Which means this below picture is obvs #fakenews.

    Indra Nooyi, CEO of PepsiCo, was prompted by Stephen Dubner, host of Freakonomics Radio, about how men and women eat chips in a recent episode released on January 31, 2018. Below is Indra's response to Stephen's question:

    DUBNER: "I understand that men and women eat chips very differently. Can you tell us the differences?"

    NOOYI: "When you eat out of a flex bag — one of our single-serve bags — especially as you watch a lot of the young guys eat the chips, they love their Doritos, and they lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth, because they don’t want to lose that taste of the flavor, and the broken chips in the bottom. Women would love to do the same, but they don’t. They don’t like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don’t lick their fingers generously and they don’t like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

    DUBNER: "So is there a male and female version of chips that you’re playing with, or no?"

    NOOYI: "It’s not a male and female as much as “are there snacks for women that can be designed and packaged differently?” And yes, we are looking at it, and we’re getting ready to launch a bunch of them soon. For women,  low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse." 

    Feminists Women’s campaigners have slammed the unusual move as a “tired gender stereotype.”

    A spokesman from the Feminists Women’s Equality Party said that “Companies that perpetuate these tired gender stereotypes will continue to lose out on the single biggest consumer group: women."

    It is not that people are opposed to new approaches to innovate well-known products. The issue seems to be when general claims are made about how one gender acts in a given situation. 

    Twitter has also had a typical reactionary meltdown, and couldn't help voice its opinion on this topic as well. Check out some of the tweets below:


    And those are just the ones I could be bothered to paste in here. I mean, it's a total s%&t show out there.

    Here's an idea... how about we just eat snack foods made for everyone?...  


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