Just try and deny you've posted one of these images on your beloved Instagram.
A fake humble selfie. "Oh look at me, I'm not wearing any make up (ok barely any) because I do me."
A picture of your legs where they look like hot dogs.
Snogging someone - or at least fawning over some ugly twat that only you could possibly find attractive.
A 'candid' picture where you're not looking at the camera.
Pinching the sun or a building in the distance.
A screen grab of a conversation.
A 'behind the scenes' photo of something in the media, including a radio or TV studio.
A text image of poetry or an inspirational message. You might have missed the turning for Twitter. <- 'sback that way....
Any post that starts "when" and then continues to describe some exciting scenario you want to pretend you're in, even when we all know you got dressed up in your lounge.