All We Want Is To NOT Have To Find A Charger AFTER JUST THREE MINUTES OF SWIPING AND SCROLLING!!!

    This is my phone screen. It's on 45%. Already. After just a few hours. All I've done is check some messages, and scroll once on Twitter. This annoys me greatly. MORE THAN HALF OF THE BATTERY HAS JUST DISAPPEARED!

    A better BATTERY was the top feature people said they wanted in an annual survey. 

    Here are the five things a survey asked about, ranked from most to least popular.  Unfortunately "breathalyser" and "flamethrower" weren't options, and neither was "remote sex toy", so they're all kinda boring. Soz.

    5.  More hands-free technology, 5%.

    4.  For the whole phone to be waterproof, or at least water-resistant, 13%.  A lot of phones are now, but not all of them.  And definitely not older phones.

    3.  A better camera, 15%.

    2.  A shatterproof screen, 20%.

    1.  A longer-lasting battery, 41% of the vote.  That's down slightly from 46% in 2016.

    The remaining 6% said "none of the above," so they had a different improvement in mind. I'm willing to bet it was deviant in nature. I mean, it was almost certainly deviant, right? Like, a fleshlight-style USB port, or a filthy AI which said dominatrix type things, like "On your knees bitch", and "say yes mistress". 

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